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Your Summer Anthem is Beverly Hills by Weezer Where I come from isn't all that great My automobile is a piece of crap My fashion sense is a little whack And my friends are just as screwy as me Your weird, wacky summer will be better than any summer in the Hamptons! |
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Abercrombie & Fitch You cute and fashionable..your not afraid to splurge if it means you gonna look hott! |
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You're Not a Hipster! You're actually not much of a Hipster. Congratulations! You may have Hipster style, but you're healthy, you eat right, you have a decent job you enjoy, your finances are stable, you plan on buying a house (if you don't already own one) and settling down before you're 35, you have friends you like, your friends like you, and you can honestly say you're pretty damn happy. Perhaps you should adopt a Hipster and draw them into your perfect lair . . . |
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You are 8% geek OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. |
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I'm a Trendy City Faggot! I am better than you. My clothing is better, I am more sophisticated, I smell better, taste better, look better, and feel better. What’s more, I snigger into my macchiato at other faggot stereotypes, because they are all so tragically simple. God why can’t I get laid? |
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Lucifer The most misunderstood of all the ArchAngels, you're most like the ArchAngel of Light. You've seen the darkside and have opted for something better. You need better press, though chances are no one will really understand your motives. |
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Full Fetal You are vulnerable and sensitive. After all, you're guarding your heart. You might cling to a pillow for security. As such, you need assurance that your feelings are reciprocated before you give yourself completely in a relationship. |
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You are a Kinky Kiss! You know what you're doing, and you LOVE to please!! |
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You Are A Relationship Doormat! Surprise, you ruin relationships. Bet you didn't see that one coming :-) While you're a nice, understanding, and caring girlfriend - you don't put your needs first. And deep down, it's probably because you worry about getting dumped. So speak up for yourself, weed out the losers sooner, and you'll find a guy that *deserves* you. |
| You Are The Mama's Gay Boy |
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You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party. Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both. You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter. You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! |
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I AM 81% METROSEXUAL! Well, aren’t I fancy? Mr. Fancy Pants! People think I am very stylish… and gay. They may be right on both counts. But don’t mind them, the ladies love me, and so do I! |
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I AM 14% WHITE TRASH! I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. |
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You Should Be Jesus for Halloween! |
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You Are Not Scary Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? |
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You Should Vote For Bush (You May Want to Hide This From Your Left-y Blogger Friends) |
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Jerry Falwell Christian (a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist") -You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, prefer your iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas... -You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them... -You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them... Read More... |
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You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published. You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and never fail to impress at a party. What people love: You can answer almost any question people ask, and have thus been nicknamed Jeeves. What people hate: You constantly correct their grammar and insult their paperbacks. |
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JOSEPH Self-assured and proud of it. You're leadership material through and through. Hey, can you help it if other people think you know it all? You do! |
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Congratulations!! You're a glass of water!! . .. um Virgin to many things you are. Just get drunk and have sex dammit. And not with yourself anymore . . . . |
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You are He-Man from Masters of the Universe! You take life very seriously, and you should, considering you are the keeper of all that is good and right in the universe! However, your nonstop suspicion of Skeletor and his henchman can start your friends wondering why you don't loosen up once in awhile. |
| My life is rated PG-13. |
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Commando's...O's Your commercials are funny, and your product's name is even better. It's so great that all the little creatures in your commercials are The Cheat's species. You're physically healthy and you have an agressive personality. |
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Yes You're a little Straight Edge, but that doesn't stop you from partying hard. |
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Corvette, Ford Mustang, Nissan 350 Z Sporty, Muscular and really popular, but kind of a muscle head. |
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VTEC all the way foo!!! Honda/ Acura U like hitting them high RPM's and Hear VTEC screaming, loyal to honda and them B series and K series motors.... |
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You're "So and So". You love going out on dates, classy outfits, and tanning beds (just don't get burnt... or dead). Isn't it cold in cheerleader's shadow? |
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New age and technology. All the things cool and sheek just comes natural to you. You know what's happening in Japan bring a professional SNAG type of image to the world. You're the Modern Technology type of Gay Guy. |
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you are the "you suck, and that's sad" happy bunny. you're truthful, but can be a bit brutal. |
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You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out, even though you've been known to be a bit boring at times. You manage to serve your purpose in life while expending hardly any effort (and are probably stoned to the gills all the while). |
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You are totally obbsessed with Orlando! He is you shrine, your everything(like me). You love Orlando so much, and he loves you too! You probally kiss his picture good night when you go to bed. Your walls are probally COVERED with pictures!(like me) Keep up the good work, and keep loving Orlando! |
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You are going to Marry Josh Hartnett. He is really shy, but don't let that fool you. He is really outgoing and sweet with those he loves and will be loyal to them for the rest of his life. Congrats!! |
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You are GUTS. You love to be "xtreme" and you love peril. You probably enjoy a good sip of Gatorade now and then, too. |
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You are the red ranger, the leader of the team, not to mention a stud beef cake. I think the red ranger was totally gay, he was always hanging out with the green ranger in the shower. |
